Yankees Jokesby Doug
Q: What is the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a New York Rangers fan?
A: The type of stick he has up his @ss!
Q: Why should you never run over a Yankee fan on a bicycle?
A: Chances are it your bike!
Q: What did the Yankees fan use for birth control?
A: His personality!
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, “What is your IQ”
“Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology”
After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation.
Einstein asks him, “What is your IQ”
To which Einstein replies: “GO YANKEES!”